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The Tori Party

by | 20th, February 2004

‘THE freezer at Anorak Towers is still full of the remnants of the Jennifer Lopez-Ben Affleck no-show weeding.

Looks like our Comfi-Slax will arrive not a moment too soon

Take it from us, you can have too much of a good thing, and although the crabsticks and miniature sausage rolls are a treat, we have grown weary of such haute cuisine.

It’s with some relief, therefore, that we look forward to receiving our invitations to this year’s wedding of the year, the marriage of Tori Spelling and Charlie Shanian.

That invite should arrive some time soon, well before the couple’s big day on the 14th of that month, so giving us plenty of time to finish up the Lopez-Affleck jellied eel assortment and lap up all that jam roly poly.

And we do so looking forward to the treats lying in wait at the Spelling do, salivating over the Citrus Trumpet ($6) and the Lion’s Head Soup Bowls ($24).

But such goods do not come cheap, and we hope that by late summer Jennifer and Ben will have returned our wedding gift of his ‘n’ hers Comfi Slax from Anorak’s new range of unisex all-weather indoors clothing.

We also trust that by the August wedding date, Tiffany & Co. will be stocking the full range of Anorak goods, thereby enabling Tori and Charlie to exchange our generous gift should they already have it.’

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