A High-Steaks Gamble

‘THE Affleck-Lopez “conversational smorgasbord” is so full of cheese, turkey and ham that occasionally we miss the real meat in the story.

The stakes are nearly as high as Ben’s hair

What that is, we don’t know – we most likely missed it. But by way of more filling the Enquirer notes that Jen has recently spent time with her old flame, the beefy Marc Anthony.

And while she’s seeing the Latin crooner, Benny’s been out playing high-stakes poker.

“It seems that Ben has been out gambling pretty much every night since his break-up with Jennifer,” says an unnamed source.

“He doesn’t hang out with his best buddy Matt Damon like he used to, and now that he doesn’t have Jennifer around, he’s got way too much free time on his hands.”

And that makes it all the more worrying that he still can’t make time to return our generous wedding gift or to take up our offer of a week’s free acting lessons at the Anorak School of Speech And Drama.

And that’s a shame since we believe this week’s acting workshop, Pinocchio Was Stanislavski’s Conscience, would be invaluable to him.’

Posted: 20th, February 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink