Hard To Swallow
‘ITS not as if Jordan is easy to avoid at the best of times, the giant silicone balloons on her chest make sure of that.
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But last night we had a double helping of the ubiquitous model as she made a guest appearance in Footballers Wives on ITV and chatted to Piers Morgan over on BBC1 about her nine-year career as the darling of the tabloid press.
Tonight, thankfully, we are spared the dubious charms of the woman formerly known as Katie Price and are instead served up a half-hour helping of Club Reps.
One imagines that this is the kind of job Jordan would have fallen into had she not attached a bicycle pump to her breasts all those years ago and pumped her way to fame and a not inconsiderable fortune.
Of course, now we know that what ITV show us of the reps behaviour is actually a sanitised version of what really goes on. There are no group blow jobs on tonights show, but plenty to make us gag anyway.’
Posted: 4th, March 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
