Anorak News | Let Her Eat Cake

Let Her Eat Cake

by | 15th, March 2004

‘WHEN Pierce Brosnan married Keely Shaye Smith on an enchanted evening at Ireland’s Ashford Castle, it seemed the fairytale would never end.

The mystery as to why guests did not get a slice of going-home cake was becoming obvious

An enormous ice sculpture of Rodin’s The Kiss seemed to epitomise the couple’s love – and, as they cut their six-tiered wedding cake, they were showered with rose petals.

However, that was then and this is now – and what Pierce hadn’t bargained on was that Keely would not stop eating from that moment to this.

And two and a half years of cake has taken its toll on Keely’s figure, judging by pictures in this week’s OK!

The magazine might still stick to the official line that Keely is “gorgeous”, but the camera (and Pierce’s face, as the couple stroll to the local fire station from their beachfront home in Malibu) says otherwise.

Thankfully, however, our eyes are soon diverted from Keely’s ever expanding girth by another Irish actor.

Yes, Colin Farrell (on crutches after falling down a hotel staircase) is pictured also in Malibu with his, er, photogenic son James.

Regular Anorak readers will know the esteem in which we hold little James and that is why we are delighted to know that Colin has set up a £3m trust fund for the little mite.

It should go a long way to paying for the cosmetic surgery he might need.’

Posted: 15th, March 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink