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Bad Heir Day

by | 29th, March 2004

‘TWO pictures say it all today. The Mirror shows Prince William, head in hands at Klosters, where he is enjoying a skiing holiday.

‘And I rolled a spliff that was literally that big…’

And the story is: Wills is starting to go bald, and will end up looking like his father and Uncle Edward.

More shocking by far, however, is the Sun’s picture of Sneaky Sven. He may have pledged his immediate future to England, but it doesn’t seem to be stopping him from ‘listening’ to offers from other suitors.

The paper shows him sitting in the stand at Highbury yesterday – next to Michael Jackson (incorrectly captioned by the paper as ‘girlfriend Nancy’).

Whatever can it all mean?’

Posted: 29th, March 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink