Karl On His Todd
‘SPRING is here and the residents of Weatherfield are getting frisky. Mike Baldwin and Penny King are leaping in and out of bed like Premiership footballers, Shellys dating her mothers ex and Todds about to discover just how accommodating the NHS can be.
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Nurse Karl and Todd have been getting closer and closer: spending every evening in the pub bonding. Sarahs so possessive and demanding, slurred Todd in an altogether untruthful way as they staggered home from the pub.
Todd dropped his keys and as the pair bent down to pick them up they almost brushed lips, leaving a confused Todd to rush off home and Karl smirking in the alleyway.
Karl came into work the next day sporting a black eye that his boyfriend had given him. He accused me of fancyin someone at work, Karl told Todd. And do you? stammered Todd. What do you think? Karl replied.
Sarah Lou, completely unaware of whats been going on, invited Karl to stay with them. We can all squeeze in together, she innocently told Karl as he chocked on his pint.
The very next morning, Karl had managed to get into Todds pants, when he cheekily told Sarah Lou that he didnt have any clean and could he borrow some of Todds.
Karl will be getting into more than Todds pants soon, however, as next week the pair go out and Todd comes out. Lets hope Sarah Lou can get a refund on those wedding invites.
Elsewhere on The Street, Ashley and nanny Claire have finally made it into bed too, but not before a few false starts. Claire was convinced that Ashley didnt fancy her as he had yet to pounce on her, so she went to Maria for advice (well if theres anyone who knows about getting mens trousers off, its her).
Maria decided to dress Claire as a cheap prostitute (wonder if they raided Liz or Cillas wardrobe?), a look which Ashley found more terrifying than appealing. You look different, he squeaked before taking refuge behind the sofa.
Although Claires war paint and mini skirt may have been removed now, shes still retained some of that battleaxe aura. Upon spotting Penny in the street, she went out to give her a piece of her mind.
Claire is the only person who isnt falling of Penny and Mikes lies about their relationship being purely professional (unless they mean professional in the Cynthia Payne capacity).
Ashley spotted Mike leaving Pennys house at 11 oclock at night and giving her a kiss on the doorstep. Fred confronted Mike but the little Cockney knicker-maker managed to persuade Fred that it was purely innocent.
Oh that! he scoffed. I was dropping some tax files round, as you do at 11 oclock at night. Poor Fred is still convinced that Penny is about to accept his marriage proposal and is already planning a June wedding.
Ive got your number lady, Claire told Penny, Im not going to let you take Fred for a ride, she continued. Poor Fred, I imagine thats precisely what he was hoping for.’
Posted: 2nd, April 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
