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Excuses Excuses

by | 19th, April 2004

‘IF you’re not already washing your hair for the whole of the month of June, get out and stock up on shampoo right now.

The wedding list is available at Doctors Nip ‘N’ Tuck’s emporium

News is that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are planning to get hitched that month and, believe us, you’re going to want a pretty good excuse when the invite drops through your door.

The National Enquirer explains that, because Demi is a vegetarian, guests at the $1m bash will not even get a slice of meat or a piece of chicken.

That wouldn’t be so bad if you could get trashed as you spent the evening trying to work out which bits of Demi’s body are real.

But there’s no booze either.

In fact, the whole thing sounds like a major yawnfest, with a source saying that it will be “a serious wedding, not a party”.

So, how do you blow a million bucks on a party that’s not even a party?

Well, according to the Enquirer, Demi is planning on spending $100,000 on a dress, $200,000 on food, $75,000 on flowers, $250,000 on music and $50,000 on renting the tables and chairs.

Add the obligatory celebrity-friendly Kabbalah rings, tenting, decking, lights, security and an event planner, and the total bill for the day comes to $1,005,000.

That of course is without any of the body surgery that Demi will no doubt need to get her 41-year-old body looking perfect for the occasion.

So it turns out that it is going to be a very expensive form of torture for the 200 guests.

None of which would matter if all the guests were celebs, but apparently the only stars attending are Demi’s ex Bruce Willis and fellow Kabbalah devotees Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

That means there are 197 invitations unaccounted for, one of which could land on your doormat any day now.’

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