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Don’t Try This At Home

by | 12th, May 2004

‘NOOOOO! Come on, Tara, they’re not that bad, a little small and not too pert, but a ‘DIY boob job’ is surely too high a price to pay for a fuller figure.

Could this be a cry for help from Tara?

But the Mirror’s headline is a little misleading. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is planning not to wield a surgeon’s blade on her own chest but to ingest some boob-expanding tablets.

But any DIY, however benign, should be undertaken with care.

A survey by the former minor public school boys in shiny suits at estate agents Knight Frank, and reported in the Mail, says ‘Don’t do it yourself’.

Although Britons spend over £7bn each year on home improvements, few of us are actually adding to the value of our homes.

For instance, installing a swimming pool will only earn back 44% of what it cost and excavating a basement will reap a return of as little as 15%.

However, a bigger chest can lead to more work and much exposure as the newspapers discuss your charms in the public forum.

Which is good news for Tara P-T, and encouraging stuff for Posh – or The New Jordan, as it says on her XXXXL T-shirt…’

Posted: 12th, May 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink