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Cheeky Chappy

by | 27th, May 2004

‘STOP PRESS: More important news from the Star.

‘It’s the only thing I’ve ever caught’

“A bum rap as Tuffers suffers,” reports The Paper That Used to Support Our Builders But Doesn’t Seem To Any More As It No Longer Announces It On The Front Page.

It transpires that 38-year-old ex-cricketer and I’m A Celebrity winner Phil Tufnell has been doing a 500-mile walk for Macmillan Cancer Relief.

And this has caused a certain amount of discomfort to Tuffers’ nether regions, requiring the application of a soothing balm.

“I’ve got nappy rash and that’s where the Vaseline comes in,” admits Phil cheerfully. “I have to apply it myself – the physios won’t do that.”

Hope that clears things up – in both senses.’

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