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Virgin On The Stupid

by | 28th, May 2004

‘FERTILITY experts in Germany were scratching their heads when one couple came to visit.

They’d been having trouble conceiving a child and feared there was something amiss. After eight years of marriage, there was still no bundle of joy.

So they went to the University Clinic of Lubek for help. But after examining the couple the experts could find nothing wrong. The pair were fine, and just so long as they kept trying it would be possible to conceive.

But when a clinic spokesman asked them how often they had had sex, they were stumped. ‘What do you mean?’, they asked.

‘We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate,’ said a spokesman for the clinic.’

Posted: 28th, May 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink