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A Marriage Is Forecast

by | 28th, May 2004

‘WE’VE scanned the pictures from Prince Felipe of Spain’s wedding to the lovely Letizia and can find no sign of the Dalai Lama.

A prayer is nice – but the wedding list did specify a toaster

We can see Prince Charles, a known consort of the Tibetan spiritual guide, but no sign of the man himself.

Oh, well, perhaps he can still make it to another wedding, that of ITV weather presenter Sian Lloyd and her fiancé Lembik Opik MP.

“After months of will-they, won’t they speculation”, the pair have decided to become engaged.

Thank goodness for that. The tension was getting to be unbearable, but now it has been released over a glass of chilled campers and a ring.

Oh, and over a snooker table, which Sian poses alongside, cue in hand, while her future husband sidles up behind her like he’s about to polish the white ball.

And over some cushions and rugs, which the couple look over. And over Sian’s green dress and knee-length gold boots of a type that suggest she’s about to slap her thigh and rescue some babes from a nearby wood.

And over a nice cup of tea and some cakes. Which is delightful – but not as refreshing or sweet as the Dalai Lama…’

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