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Follow The Van(essa)

by | 17th, June 2004

‘HELL hath no fury like a Geordie slapper scorned – and Big Brother’s Michelle yesterday let fly at housemate Vanessa after seeing her move in on Stuart.

What came first, the chicken or the fried eggs?

The would-be mo-del branded the up-herself blonde a “fat cellulite slag” and “a spiteful, selfish bitch”.

It is interesting that the worst insult Michelle could dream up was to accuse her rival of having cellulite – but, as luck would have it, help is at hand for Vanessa in today’s Mirror.

If Nessa follows the paper’s exclusive diet, exercise and beauty plan for the next 28 days, she too can have dimple-free thighs.

And then Michelle will have to find a new avenue of attack. We suggest that maybe she should take the other housemates by surprise by, say, taking her top off…’

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