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Tea Ladies

by | 19th, June 2004

‘SOMETIMES Hello! hits upon a scoop that no other publication could have come close to getting.

‘So authentic! Those Anorak courdroy knickers are great’

And so it is that we are greeted with the headline: “ELLE MACPHERSON HOSTS A TEA PARTY FOR CELEBRITY MUMS.”

And that was not all, because the babies – celebrity babies – went along too.

Kate Moss was there with her daughter Lila Grace, while Donna Air trotted up with Freya (see the scamp in Bournemouth panto this Christmas).

Gwyneth Paltrow turned up in a peach top and jeans – “however she left her most precious accessory – new baby Apple – at home”.

Non-celebrity Hello! readers can replicate this seminal event in a salon of their own choosing.

A cheaper copy of Gwyneth’s peach top can be bought from the Anorak catalogue (pre-stained with authentic baby sick).

Tea can be bought from all good shops, and babies obtained by answering our tie-break question: “I’d like a baby because…”

The winner of the best entry will receive a photogenic baby in the colour of their choice, while ten runners up will each get stretch marks and a pot of Valium to share…’

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