Womb At The Top

‘HOLLYWOOD is full of women with interesting wombs.

‘And now we go live to Jennifer Aniston’s uterus’

Take Jennifer Aniston who, according to the National Enquirer, was not feeling too well before her wedding to Brad Pitt.

So she went to the doctor and found that she had an endocrine hormone imbalance.

That might or might not have been serious. We, being no medical types, have not the foggiest.

The condition may have been brought on, as the magazine suggests, by Jen’s desire to be as thin as a cigarette paper.

But the good news is that whatever it was, it was important, had a long name and marked out Jen as someone apart from the rest of womankind. And she has now been cured.

And as a result, medical marvel Jen is hinting to pals that she is pregnant.

That means we can expect to hear the pitter-patter of little Aniston-Pitt feet – and lots more about the workings of Jen’s womb and how her cervix is coping with fame.’

Posted: 25th, June 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink