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Hanging On The Telephone

by | 30th, June 2004

‘WHAT with all the calls to the various phone polls, sex lines and reality TV shows, your telephone bill has probably got more noughts than an England batting card.

Since Saddam left, Samira has felt like a new woman

But it is worth it – for instance, we can tell you that a whopping 96% of Star readers think St Werburgh’s Park school was…drum roll…WRONG to turn down Christopher Townsend.

You may remember yesterday that three-year-old Christopher was refused a place at his local nursery school because he was English and lived in a house with a garden.

The results of an Express poll – ‘Has political correctness gone crazy in Britain?’ – are still being counted, so we cannot yet bring you the full picture.

But we are still disappointed in the 4% of Star readers who failed to follow the simple instructions.

See if you can do a bit better today. To answer the question “Should Saddam Hang?”, phone 0901 8902900 or text DSVOTE A to 61616.

We will not be happy with anything less than 100% – and nor, we bet, would Saddam.’

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