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The Puddingless Club

by | 12th, July 2004

‘IS Jordan pregnant? No. There you are – that’ll save you the £2 it costs for a copy of OK! magazine, in which the big-titted model “finally reveals the truth about my pregnancy”.

Jen shows off her Trollopes

And nor is Jennifer Ellison. Or Jodie Marsh. Or the Cheeky Girls, Abi Titmuss, or Lisa Scott Lee (although she did turn up to Jen’s 21st birthday wearing baby blues).

See – Anorak is first with celebrity non-pregnancy news – AND THAT’S OFFICIAL!

Other non-pregnant stars at Jennifer’s birthday party (held at Jewel in London’s West End) include Darren Day’s former soulmate Adele Vellacott, glamour model Natalie Denning and Lucy Bolster.

But what the party lacked in progesterone, it more than made up for in silicone with Hell’s Kitchen colleagues Jen and Abi both showing off their heat resistant pair for the benefit of the waiting photographers.

And the boys from Phixx were also there – four bigger manufactured tits it’s hard to imagine.’

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