Turning A Blind Eye

‘AND finally, the Star reports that police attended the scene of a road accident for more than three hours without noticing that a man was lying dead in a ditch.

Milking it for all its worth

The paper says that the man is “believed to be an Iraqi”. Which may or may not explain everything.

And from the same paper, we learn the wonderful news that Bryan and Kerry McPadding are to wed again.

Instantly, our minds work through the possibilities of which minor celebs would marry either of them.

But since they are marrying each other, we breath easy.

After all, they deserve each other…’

Posted: 16th, July 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink