Run, Chicken, Run
‘ON the back of each Big Brother contestants 15 minutes of fame, their mates get to enjoy 15 seconds in the spotlight as well, sharing with us their insights into the behaviour of the various housemates.
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| Resistance is futile |
Take Stuart, for instance. His friends have been queuing up to explain to the newspapers what is going on between their man and fellow housemate Michelle Bass.
Stuart, we learn from one friend, is a man of very strong morals which is why he wont sleep with Michelle in the full glare of the cameras. Things will be different when both are out of the house.
Not so, says another. He is just stringing the would-be glamour model along in order to prolong his stay in the house and will dump her like a hot potato as soon as he gets out.
Rubbish, says a third. He will shag her once and then move on. Its nothing personal, explains the friend on question. Thats how he is with women.
Clearly Stuarts mates dont know him from Adam. Neither do we, but we do know that if hes got any sense he wont stop running from the moment the door to the Big Brother house opens until his dying day.
Its his only chance of giving the psycho Geordie bunny-boiler the slip ’
Posted: 19th, July 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
