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No Holes Barred

by | 19th, July 2004

‘DANNIELLA Westbrook’s autobiography will be a no-holds barred work – and a no-holes barred book.

One nostril good, two nostrils bad

In this still-to-be-written tome, Danniella will introduce stage-by-stage pictures of her nose operation.

‘So many people ask me about it… so I thought I might as well just put it all in there and that way there’s no need to talk about it again,’ says Danniella.

Although very noble and educational, we feel it is only fair to point out to the actress that, if we all know everything there is to know about the nose, the nose’s owner may no longer hold any interest for us.

Former blonde soap stars with a CV that says ‘Reality TV’ are hardly thin on the ground, but equip the girl with a large hole in her face and you have a celebrity worthy of an OK! spread.

This, however, is Danniella’s story, not ours, and she’ll be free to include in it whatever she likes.

So, look out for the time she was given just two weeks to live (not by the EastEnders casting director or Dr Legg, but by a genuine medical man), and countless fascinating stories about her dogs, her husband, her house, her chests, her addiction to cocaine and her…

Well, her nose. Which thanks to the book, we will never need to mention again…’

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