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The Naked Truth

by | 27th, July 2004

‘IT is Day Two of Michelle Marsh week in the Star and readers of that esteemed publication are treated to yet another of the 21-year-old Oldham babe’s “sensational poses”.

Michelle in her Anorak anti-radiation bikini

But sadly Michelle is a dumb blonde this morning, choosing not to share with us her thoughts on the burning issues of the day.

Not so 22-year-old Anna from London, who tells the Sun that she is “shocked” the Government has taken so long to release its ‘terror attack’ leaflet (see broadsheets).

So shocked in fact that her clothes have all fallen off.

“Why has it taken so long to bring out a 22-page pamphlet on basic planning for emergencies like keeping a supply of batteries, food and water?” she asks.

“This should have been rushed out after 9/11.”

Strong words, indeed – and ones we’re sure that Michelle Marsh would wholeheartedly agree with. Wouldn’t you, Michelle?’

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