Britain’s Biggest Boobs
‘BRITAINS Biggest Boobs, advertises the Sun on its front page this morning next to a story headlined Church Wedding Or Red Herring? about an engagement ring mystery.
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Put the two together and its as close as youll ever get to a mea culpa from the Sun over its coverage of the Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin affair.
However, it turns out that the boobs in question are not the papers own, but the 32L pair belonging to Kate Rollason, weighing in at half a stone each and the result of 25 plastic surgery ops.
And the engagement ring mystery has nothing to do with Coleen, prostitutes or squirrels, but with another 18-year-old, Charlotte Church.
The Sun says the Welsh singer emerged from a Cardiff jewellers (where she had been buying a present for ex-HearSay singer Noel Sullivan) with a diamond ring on her engagement finger and, with boyfriend Kyle Johnson by her side, announced: Were engaged.
However, it turned out the ring was actually four months old and, says the Sun, it was all just a stunt to wind up her mum.
Talking of attention-seeking stunts, pint-sized Aussie popster Peter Andre has also paid a visit to the jewellers recently and bought a £5,000 diamond ring for girlfriend Jordan.
The singing shrimp then turned heads at a restaurant in the Maldives by pulling out the sparkler and presenting it to the model.
Jordan was really emotional and it genuinely looked like he had just proposed, an onlooker tells the Sun.
They were kissing and cuddling all night after that.
The paper says the couple are taking a break at an exclusive resort on the Indian Ocean island of Rangali with only fellow lovebirds and a ten-man TV crew for company.
They are apparently filming a pilot for a new show called VIP Get Me Out Of Here an idea so tragically unimaginative that it is certain to be a massive success.
And we cant help thinking that an on-air proposal wont hurt viewing figures either…’
Posted: 29th, July 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
