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The Nightmare Continues

by | 9th, August 2004

‘ARE you sitting down? Well, you’ll need to be when you hear this morning’s news that Big Brother could run…for another 30 years.

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We had been promised that next year’s show was going to be the last, but the Star says telly bosses are so happy with the ratings that they want to flog this particular horse to death and beyond.

“Why on earth would we give this up to another station when it’s doing so well for us?” a Channel 4 insider says.

“Who knows – we could be talking about how brilliant Big Brother 30 is in years to come.”

The thought is truly horrifying – we already have 60 ex-Big Brother contestants who periodically pop up in the newspapers and haunt us.

This morning, it is the turn of “saucy” Shell Jubin, who poses for the Star with a glass of champagne wearing only a lacy bra and knickers.

She says she has been inundated with TV and modelling offers since coming out of the house, but won’t let it go to her head.

“I didn’t go on Big Brother to launch a TV career or become a singer or anything like that,” she says.

“All I want to now is study for a Masters and become a Doctor of Art History.”

And only return to our TV screens for Big Brother: The Veterans in 2017.’

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