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Butt Of Our Jokes

by | 12th, August 2004

‘WHEN Rachel Hunter gets naked, she doesn’t have to worry about baby oil, shimmer-powder or even fake tan – she has an airbrush to do all that for her.

‘I call it Vanessa’

And it’s just as well because Rachel is this morning telling the Mirror how much she hates her bum.

“I’m very insecure about my butt,” she says. “I suppose I tend to put on weight there. I’m just happy it’s behind me and I never have to look at it.”

Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for us or indeed for Rachel’s 24-year-old ice hockey-playing boyfriend Sean Avery, who missed half of last season with a back injury sustained while trying to perform The Wheelbarrow with the 34-year-old New Zealander.

However, Rachel should stop worrying about the size of her arse. It may be bigger than Canada, but sex appeal is not about how you look – it’s about what you’re called.

Researcher Amy Perfors, a cognitive scientist at MIT, has discovered that women fancy men with short, sharp first names, while men prefer women to have soft, rounded names.

Names like Chris, Phil, Jim and Neil are apparently a turn-on for women, says the Mirror, while Cuthbert, Jonathan, Joshua and Jules are not.

Juliet, Rula, Louise and Caroline give men the horn, but Tilly, Brenda, Mary and Kerry do not.

As for Vanessa…’

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