Giving Women The Vote

‘THE Sun is not the only newspaper that never misses an opportunity to plug its owners other media interests.

No ifs, lots of butt

Unfortunately, now that Richard Desmond has got rid of his porn mag empire, we can no longer look forward to reading promos in the Express for Asian Babes or Big ‘Uns.

But he does still own soft porn channel Television X: The Fantasy Channel, where discerning viewers can watch programmes like Teresa Scott Unleashed and Layla Jade’s Spunk-Sucking Sluts.

They can also vote in a worldwide search for the Hottest Female of 2004 from a shortlist of 100 names, 20 of whom just happen to be British.

‘Models Kelly Brook, Jordan and Nell McAndrew lead the way to win votes from netheads in every country,’ says the Star, as votes already start to pour in from as far afield as North Korea and Papua New Guinea.

‘Fantasy Channel presenter Abi Titmus, singer Charlotte Church, plus EastEnders stars Michelle Ryan and Jill Halfpenny also seem to be world-beaters.’

All of which excitement almost caused us to forget to remind you all that next week is Cleavage Week in the Sun, as part of which the Sun bus will be hitting Britain’s favourite holiday resorts in search of a new Page 3 girl.

And who better to get us all in the mood for Cleavage Week than Rachel Hunter, who poses for the paper in her new Ultimo Plunge bra.

See more of Rachel in a week’s time when she models Ultimo’s Seduction Lace Buckle Thong in honour of the Sun’s Fat Arse week…’

Posted: 13th, August 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink