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A Is For All

by | 20th, August 2004

‘IT’S A-level time again, and the papers are full of pictures of good-looking young ladies who have spelt their names correctly at the top of the paper – or at least had a good shot at it – and are now off to Cambridge with a bag full of A* qualifications.

‘Hey, dad. I can’t find the entrance”

And let’s not forget young Nicky Blair, son of youthful Tony, who has won a place at Oxford to read modern history.

And what about Stockport County striker Mark Byrne, who has given up a life of booze, birds, drugs and football to go to university in Liverpool, where the prospectus will promise a life of, er, booze, birds, drugs, football, and maybe the occasional lecture about licence plates and bananas.

Good luck to all our students, who are busy realising Tony’s vision of world-class education in a world-class country in a world-class world.’

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