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Vote Kerry

by | 23rd, August 2004

‘THERE is nothing we look forward to more every week than reading Kerry McPudding’s column in OK! magazine.

‘And now here’s the news…’

This week, for instance, we learn that Kerry has graciously given her blessing to Beyonce Knowles’s decision to put her wedding to rapper Jay-Z on hold, announcing, ‘Beyonce’s wedding plans are fine by me’.

If that was not a massive comfort to the sometime Destiny’s Child singer, then we’re sure J-Lo is positively ecstatic to hear that Kerry wishes her the best of luck if rumours about her pregnancy are true.

Similarly, the powers behind Naked News will be bitterly disappointed to learn that Kerry will not be tuning in.

‘I have never heard anything that is so pathetic in all my life,’ she says. ‘Who would want to do that for a job?’

Maybe, a young hopeful who used to pose topless to earn a few quid at the start of her career. Eh, Kerry?

You may equally ask who would want to write a column for OK! every week. And we rather think that there Kerry might have competition from fellow Westwife Jodi Albert.

The Hollyoaks actress tells OK! that her mum bought her a laptop computer for her 21st birthday.

‘I’m determined to be able to use it and not have it as an accessory,’ she says. ‘I really wanted one – and this is going to sound cheesy – because of Sex And The City!

‘To pretend I was writing my column!’

For OK!…’

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