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Queen Of Trump’s

by | 26th, August 2004

‘LOOKING at Donald Trump, one word springs to mind: lacquer.

‘Til death or a very good lawyer do them part

Donald may well be ‘very handsome and smart’ and be blessed with ‘a great sense of humour’, but stand him near a hot oven and…whoosh!, he could go up quicker than a middle-aged man on Viagra.

But let us not worry for Donald’s well-being because he’s doing just fine.

He’s is love with Melania Knauss, a ‘smart, elegant women with a degree in design and architecture and a successful career as a model’.

He’s also got, in Melania’s worlds, a ‘great heart’, something that should see him and Melania go on for a long, long, long time.

And certainly as far as their mooted January wedding, which should secure Melania certain rights should her beloved’s great heart not prove to be so great after all.

Better yet if Donald can manage a few children. The future Mrs Trump says she wants to ‘focus on our family’ and, since she and Donald share no children, that can only means she’s planning to have some.

Donald supports the plan, revealing that ‘if you have money, having additional children is not a problem’.

‘I know many people who get remarried but don’t want to have more children, and their marriage breaks up over the issue,’ he says.

Much better to separate after you’ve given him some more kids, and so get yourself an improved divorce settlement and some proper alimony…’

Posted: 26th, August 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink