Ask The Oracle

‘IF you want to know who’s had a boob job and who hasn’t in Hollywood, ask a porn star.

‘The truth is in here…’

If you want to know who’s straight and who’s gay, ask a porn star.

If you want to know who is the more talented actor, Ben Affleck or a plank of wood, ask a porn star.

In fact, if you want to know anything about anyone, then you know where to turn. Porn stars are the Hollywood equivalent of the Delphic Oracle.

So, when porn legend Jenna Jameson claims in her new book, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, that Cindy Crawford came onto her during an E! channel appearance, we have to believe her.

‘I knew what it meant because I’d experienced it so many times before,’ Jenna says, ‘but I kept dismissing it. It couldn’t be true. She was Cindy Crawford, after all.’

But it was true, according to well-hung porn king Ron Jeremy, who is himself as honest as his penis is long.

‘Despite what people think of adult entertainers,’ he tells the Enquirer, ‘Jenna is one of the most honest people I know. If she says something, I buy it.’

And so can you, priced at $27.95 from all good bookshops.’

Posted: 27th, August 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink