Madonna’s Re:invention

‘AS Anorak’s resident porn star is on holiday, we will have to wait for a definitive answer on whether Madonna’s breasts have had a bit of help from our old friends Dr Nip and Dr Tuck.

Real or fake?

But the Enquirer shows a picture of the 46-year-old singer to plastic surgery consultant Adrian Richards and he’s as sure as a man who’s never worked as a stunt cock can be.

‘Ten years ago, her breasts were quite small and pert, with a small base – they didn’t stretch across her chest as they do now,’ he says.

‘There is no way she could have achieved her buxom look with just the help of Mother Nature.’

But not everyone is as appreciative of Madonna’s aging body.

Critics have slammed her most recent shows, saying her dancers only serve to highlight the difference between a young body and a more mature one.

And the Enquirer says Madonna has thrown a tantrum, vowing to challenge some of her female critics to a competition of strength with her.

In The Ring With Madonna will come out later this year, with an undercard featuring Tara Reid v Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton v Nick Carter and Naomi Campbell taking on all-comers…’

Posted: 27th, August 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink