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Live And Let Diet

by | 3rd, September 2004

‘IF you are not lucky enough to have been born with a one-in-a-million posterior like Beyonce and can’t afford the remodelling services of Dr Jon Turk, what to do?

Vanessa Feltz was delighted with the results from the Equiba tablets

May we humbly suggest that you try one of the many wonder fat cures on display in the pages of the National Enquirer, THE magazine for the bigger of bone?

For just £19.90, you could be the proud owner of four Equiba tablets – Italy’s weight-loss miracle – which in just 20 days will rid you of 24 pounds.

Perhaps, you would prefer the slightly more expensive Hollywood Diet miracle, which (according to Dr Richard Lipman) is ‘the most efficient way to fight obesity that has ever been developed’.

Or maybe we could recommend the NEW genuine double-action body fat eliminator Metasys, as used by supermodel and actress Caprice.

Alternatively, Anorak’s resident weight loss expert, Dr A Quack MD of Taco Bell University, would for a large fee be happy to recommend his revolutionary slimming system.

Eat less and exercise more…’

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