PC World
‘TODAY we learn that the crime thats causing the celebrity world sleepless nights has claimed another victim. Natasha Bedingfield has had her laptop stolen.
‘Now I’ll have to release all my crap songs instead’ |
Usually when a fledgling popstar, such as Natasha, loses her computer, its full of picture of her and some man in an intimate clinch.
But Natasha is different her laptop contained no pictures of her naked, rather the music and lyrics from her latest work.
The Sun hears that the singer is devastated, while her music company is said to be in a state of panic that the music may be lost to the world forever.
Catching his breath and panting hard into a brown paper bag, a record industry type manages to talk.
She is the biggest name to hit the charts in years, he gasps. The material on that computer could be worth millions.
Lets just hope and fingers crossed everyone theres another copy of this rich body of work on disc or back at the record firms HQ.
And to all you showbiz types out there, lets stop leaving your laptops in places where they can be nicked.
Who do you think you are, MI6 agents..?’
Posted: 15th, September 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink