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Jack Off

by | 20th, September 2004

‘NO-ONE deserves a holiday quite as much as former Hear’Say singer Kym Marsh and her husband, former EastEnders actor Jack Ryder.

Busy, busy, busy…

And so we are glad to see the hardest-working couple in showbiz taking a bit of time out to enjoy the sun in a luxury villa in Cyprus.

Jack has been flat-out all the summer, trying to arrange his CDs in alphabetical order while repainting the living room of the house he shares with Kym.

Kym has been even busier, painting her finger-nails, washing Jack’s soiled undergarments and leafing through the situations vacant section of Failed Popstar magazine.

How she managed to find time to have her hair cut with all that on her plate we do not know.

One upside of all this activity, however, is that it has done wonders for Kym’s figure.

OK! says she gave both Jack and fellow holidaymakers ‘something to gawp at as she slinked around the pool’ in a pink bikini.

It is little wonder, therefore, that Jack kept Kym close by ‘for frequent kisses and cuddles’ in what OK! says is a clear sign their marriage is back on track.

However, no sooner will they have left Cyprus but their sunburnt noses will be right back on showbiz’s grindstone.

The word is that Kym and Jack are to appear alongside Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and TV designers Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan in a special couples edition of The Weakest Link in November.

How on earth is Jack going to find time to do that and post that letter he’s been meaning to take down to the Post Office for the past three months?’

Posted: 20th, September 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink