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A Picture Of Happiness

by | 20th, September 2004

‘DAVID Beckham’s text relationship with Rebecca Loos may have marked the England football captain out as a latter-day Lord Byron or a tattooed Shelley.

‘Behave yourself, Paella, and smile for the camera’

But it is to his wife Victoria that he addresses his rhyming couplets these days.

OK! says ‘the world’s most famous couple’ are back on track after David’s dalliance with his PA and dismisses any suggestion that there is trouble in paradise as ‘preposterous’.

How does it know? Well, OK! has got its hands on a series of intimate portraits of the couple as they prepare to welcome their third child into the world.

And it is clear by the boots that Victoria is wearing and the watch David is sporting that the couple are as close as they ever were.

‘Looking at these incredibly intimate photographs,’ it says, ‘it’s ridiculous even to think that the Beckhams’ marriage is in need of a patch-up job.

‘The gazes are deep and the touches are tender. The body language is that of a couple who, after five years of marriage, are still madly in love.’

If the pictures were not enough, however, OK! brings in no less an expert than GMTV host Lorraine Kelly to pronounce on the state of the marriage.

‘She [Victoria] must put all career plans and lucrative contracts on hold,’ says the canny Scot.

‘That will prove wrong anyone who says it’s a Band Aid baby, used to stick the marriage together.’

And spare the world any more of her singing…’

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