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Toxic Avenger

by | 3rd, October 2004

‘DID you know that Britney Spears – Mrs Federline – has a secret life?

Reefer madness

“What?” say you. “She’s really a plain girl with badly dyed blonde hair, possessed of limited talent and appalling dress sense?”

No, of course not, fool. That would be ridiculous.

The real secret life of Britney, according to the Enquirer and its sources, is that that the mega-talented pop babe has taken drugs.

An unnamed source from Britney’s hometown of Kentwood, La., says that they have sold drugs to Britney.

“Britney has done the drug Ecstasy and smokes marijuana. I know first hand!” says the drug dealer, who has passed a polygraph test regarding his revelations.

And when Britney gets high, watch out.

“She becomes this out-of-control little girl,” says the source, who claims to have smoked dope with Britney and her former lover, Justin Timberlake.

“She’ll be swearing a blue streak, telling everyone to shut up and listen to her, throwing tantrums one minute and then laughing hysterically and carrying on like a mischievous little prankster the next.”

It truly is frightening how much Britney changes when she’s stoned.’

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