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Couch Potatoes

by | 4th, October 2004

‘“FARRELL: I fancy roll with Rebecca,” announces the Sun, which is once again making its good offices available for celebrities to offer sex to one another.

‘What d’yer mean she only accepts text mesages?’

Today it’s Colin Farrell’s turn, as he woos the notorious Rebecca Loos.

The paper says the Irish film star has invited her to “a ‘screen test’ on his casting couch”.

Apparently, he “fell for her” after seeing her on TV”.

Let’s hope they take precautions when the happy day arrives.

No one can be sure how a baby might turn out, of course.

But given her face and his previous, it would be no oil painting.’

Posted: 4th, October 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink