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Uno, Dos, Tres…

by | 17th, October 2004

‘HOW many people can you fit in a Fiat Uno?

‘Hey! Isn’t that the Pope sitting next to Bin Laden?’

No, it’s not a joke – we ask only because the white car that was supposedly responsible for the crash that killed Princess Diana is getting fuller by the day.

Let’s see, we’ve got Prince Philip in the driver’s seat, with his son Charles next to him. An MI6 agent sits in the back seat next to a counterpart from the Israeli secret service, Mossad.

Wedged between them are a couple of business enemies of Mohammed Al Fayed, who were not after the Princess at all but her companion Dodi Fayed.

On one of their laps is Osama Bin Laden, the Pope is in the boot with a couple of Freemasons for company and Mother Theresa is strapped to the roof-rack.

Amazing really that no-one in Paris remembers seeing the car that fateful August evening…

But, wait, budge up – we’ve got to fit at least one more in.

The National Enquirer says that Bill Clinton is responsible for Diana’s death.

Not that he was in the car, of course – he would only have drawn attention to it and anyway he couldn’t possibly have fitted all his secret service agents in.

No, Clinton was responsible for Princess Diana’s death because he had pledged to her his support for her campaign to rid the world of landmines.

And, says a new book by a Noel Botham, that was enough to persuade a cabal of billionaire arms dealers, the Pentagon and the CIA to decide to off her.

‘Getting rid of Diana was becoming the only viable option,’ a former intelligence officer is quoted as saying.

And the only way to do it was with a new top-secret CIA gizmo – a flying pig by the name of Jefferson who attacked the Princess’s Mercedes from the air…’

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