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Paris’s Week

by | 17th, October 2004

‘IF Paris Hilton did not exist, it would be necessary for the National Enquirer to invent her.

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The hotel heiress dominates America’s premier gossip magazine in much the same way that Princess Diana used to dominate the pages of OK! and Hello!

This week, for instance, we learn that Paris is a racist – and has been caught on one of her many ‘racy sex and party’ tapes using ‘the N-word’.

We hear that Paris and a gentleman by the name of Simon Rex were spotted going to see the film Shaun Of The Dead in Miami Beach.

We learn that Paris is signing a deal with shoe firm Skechers to deign her own line of footwear.

We’re told that Paris is ‘in supersecret negotiations’ to dethrone Pro Porn Queen Jenna Jameson by producing a feature-length gonzo sex movie.

And, for good measure, we are treated to a picture of our favourite blonde with her left breast hanging out…’

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