Getting Something Off Her Chest

‘THE real Michelle Heaton is of course to be found in OK!’s Hot Stars magazine pontificating to her loyal readers about the events of the past week.

”Do my breasts look big in this?”

And it is there that we learn that, in Michelle’s considered view, the ex-boyfriend who sold the sex secrets of Big Brother transsexual Nadia is ”thick”.

”You should never make money out of someone’s feelings,” says the woman who is of course paid to share her feelings with the world.

Also sharing her feelings in this week’s Hot Stars magazine is Kirsty Gallagher, who is keen to tell all and sundry how she would like smaller breasts.

In fact, so embarrassed is the 28-year-old by her large chest that she’s only done a dozen or so photoshoots for lads’ mags in the last couple of months.

But as we ponder Kirsty Gallacher’s breasts, a thought occurs to us.

Wasn’t Shell Jubin complaining in these very same pages just a couple of weeks ago about the size of her breasts and how she’d like to have BIGGER boobs?

An exchange of breasts, a problem solved and a new TV programme, Celebrity Breast Swap, into the bargain…’

Posted: 1st, November 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink