Horny Goats

‘LARGE swathes of America appear to have ignored our warning yesterday that voting for President Bush can cost you your looks.

Inside: How to give your man the perfect blow-job

Indeed, one Wisconsin woman appears in the Independent to try to counter our claims by the use of a T-shirt bearing the slogan, ”Republicans Are Sexy”.

Unfortunately, even under the huge plastic cowboy hat that she is wearing to the rally in Milwaukee, the evidence is there to disprove her claim.

But help – even for Republicans – is at hand in the Guardian, which reports on a modern love potion for women that is being produced in Denmark, trialled in France with herbs from Britain.

We can’t give you the exact recipe for Femi-X, but we can tell you that among its ingredients are horny goat weed, gingko biloba, smilex, damiana and matte.

And in a study of 36-year-olds in France, most of the 48 women who took the pill reported a ”more satisfying sex life overall”.

”We are not saying this would work for everyone,” Professor Peter Houghton tells the paper.

”It would not turn someone on if they did not want to be. Rather, it is the icing on the cake.”

Or perhaps the cherry on top of that icing…’

Posted: 3rd, November 2004 | In: Uncategorized Comment | TrackBack | Permalink