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What A Pair!

by | 10th, November 2004

‘JORDAN and pint-sized popster Peter Andre will announce their engagement tomorrow, the Sun’s Bizarre column confidently predicts this morning.

”OK, Peter, to see if you need glasses, just read out what it says on the sign”

How do they know? Have they studied the pictures of the couple wearing matching his ‘n’ hers pinks tops and decided that marriage is the only way to go?

Has Mystic Meg peered into her crystal ball, contacted the spirits and rolled her yes-no dice 21 times?

Or has the Sun nipped into the local newsagents and seen a copy of the new OK!, which appeared in the shops this morning with stories of the long-awaited proposal?

We know not – but what we do know from looking at pictures of the happy couple is that the Sun is right in describing the couple’s respective garments as “the height of naffness”.

At least, so we thought until we saw a picture of Jennifer Ellison in the Mirror wearing a green velour tracksuit, a knitted beige cap and a pair of ugg boots.

High time scientists started working on a wonder pill that works on the eyesight…’

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