Fat Chances
‘INSIDE every big-boned American star is a stick-thin walking pencil waiting to eat her way out.
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| A Kirstie Alley dream sequence |
The likes of Rosanne Barr have inspired thousands of wide-hipped women to try and stand up and be counted, to prove that they too can be successful and happy in a world obsessed by thin women.
But as soon as success comes knocking, the cuddly star who put her fans at ease with her massive clothes and specialist sex appeal embarks on a mission to shed some pounds.
Even Kirstie Alley is accused of doing it. The actress, who thanks to her massive girth secured a job on a series called Fat Actress, no sooner got the gig than she began to lose weight.
A pal tells the Enquirer that Alleys weight loss is not down to dieting of surgery, rather the fact she back working and so busy that she no time to eat.
Which means shes a fat actress who gets work lamenting the fact that, as a fat actress, she cant get work, while, in real life, shes losing weight and so securing a career as something other than the fat actress or the back end of a pantomime zeppelin.
Meanwhile, Oprah Winfrey, who has told millions of American women to love themselves, has said that she now finally loves herself and has stopped dieting.
Apparently, she now weighs only a few more pounds more than she did as a teenager, and, as one insider says, has transformed…her inner self.
And, no not with a few staples in her stomach or a tropical worm in her gut but by something called a learning process.
And its given her a jaw-dropping new look. Although, if your own jaw drops too much, best to do as many larger American women do and have it wired shut…’
Posted: 13th, November 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
