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Extramarital Text

by | 17th, November 2004

‘WHEN Sally Maiden saw text messages on her husband’s phone such as ”Don’t do too much down the gym, save your energy for Wednesday ****”, she jumped to the obvious conclusion.

No, not that she had married David Beckham, but that her husband was having an affair.

“I went nuts,” admits Sally.

However, it turned out that the text messages were not meant for her husband – he had only borrowed the mobile from a phone shop while they fixed his own and the shop had not wiped the steamy texts first.

Mechanic Stuart said: ”We can laugh now. But she was set to chuck me out at the time.”’

Posted: 17th, November 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink