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Super Carol v O Range Peel

by | 22nd, November 2004

‘NATALIE Appleton is not the only woman with a superhero alter ego – Carol Vorderman has one as well.

Agent Orange Peel

By day, she is a mild-mannered TV genius, famous only for doing sums and flirting with a middle-aged man in a bad tie.

By night, she changes into her Super Carol costume and flies around the world fighting the ongoing battle against orange-peel skin.

Kazaaam! Here she is in the Mail with her crack team of Cellulite Busters, reassuring its readers that this is a curse that even celebrities suffer from.

“The detox queen openly admits that she used to have cellulite,” the paper says. “’Not just on the back, either – but on the front, too’.”

Pow! Here she is in the Express inviting its readers to “join me in the battle against the dreaded orange-peel skin with my unique day-by-day regime”.

Thwock! And here she is in a bookshop near you publicising her new book Carol Vorderman’s 30-Day Cellulite Plan.

O Range Peel, your days are numbered…’

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