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Brit Fit

by | 22nd, November 2004

‘ONE baby who’s got back, as well as front, is Britney Spears.

Will Britney’s marriage go the same way as her career – tits up?

But not everyone is as impressed with Brit as her gerbil-like husband Kevin Federline.

Amber Tamblyn, the 21-year-old star of a show called Joan of Arcadia, thinks women should use their brains rather than their bodies to succeed.

“Britney is the epitome of a non-artist,” she says. “She has nothing to offer but her T & A.”

Now, 22-year-old Britney may be, in the words of the Enquirer, an “underdressed, oversexed, prancing pop star” – but to say she has nothing to offer apart from tits and arse is unfair.

She also has her hand in marriage to offer – and she is as generous with it as she is with the other parts of her body.

But Amber is not impressed.

“Women need to respect themselves and their bodies,” she says. “If we rely only on a sexy body and large breasts to become famous or attract men, then I find that terribly sad.”

So apparently does Britney – at least that could explain why we come across her in tears later on in the magazine.

An alternative explanation – and that favoured by the Enquirer – is that she has just had her first fight with her pet gerbil.

It claims that Kevin hit the roof after finding out that his wife had been in contact with former beau Justin Timberlake since returning from her honeymoon in Fiji.

An eyewitness describes the scene.

“Britney was on the phone for at least five minutes while Kevin pumped the gas. All the while, she was sobbing into the phone.

“It’s anyone’s guess who she was talking to. Maybe, it was his mom, maybe it was Justin.”

Or maybe it was Amber Tamblyn, she of the small breasts and large mind…’

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