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He Woodn’t!

by | 22nd, November 2004

‘FORGIVE us for treating reports that Ben Affleck may have paid – or be about to pay – a visit to a plastic surgeon with a degree of scepticism.

You can tell how old Ben is by counting the rings under his eyes

Why would the actor have Botox injections and risk compromising the woodenness of a face that won such accolades in Pearl Harbor, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Surviving Christmas and assorted other turkeys?

However, the Enquirer is suspicious – it looks at photos of Ben today and of Ben four years ago and notices that these days there are fewer wrinkles on his brow.

Of course, this could have something to do with the fact that Ben isn’t frowning in the most recent picture.

But the magazine claims the 32-year-old is becoming increasingly concerned about his appearance.

“He fears he’s looking older,” says a source, “and that unattractive jowls could affect his career.”

The source adds that Affleck has already consulted a plastic surgeon about having liposuction on his neck – a claim that actor’s spokesman dismissed as “total garbage”.

Affleck, the spokesman said, wouldn’t even consider visiting a plastic surgeon or going under the knife.

A carpenter with a chisel maybe…’

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