And They’re Off
‘SO, theyre off
and the tears are already running, pouring down the cheeks of first Natalie Appleton and then Nancy Sorrel.
| A Nat in Hell’s chance of winning |
I cant do it, sobs Natalie within hours of getting into the camp. I cant be Super Nat. I havent got the strength.
Yes, what fortitude it must take to get paid more than most people do in a year to travel to Australia to sit on your arse for a fortnight.
I miss him so much, blubs Nancy about husband Vic Reeves. I havent seen him for ages.
Why, it must be all of a few hours
Welcome to the cosseted world of the self-obsessed C-list celebrity, a world where the wrong tog rating on a hotel duvet can provoke a hissy fit.
Its pathetic. Its embarrassing. Its humiliating. If Natalie and Nancy cant handle being away from their loved ones, they shouldnt have volunteered to go on Im A Celebrity in the first place.
Trying to kick-start a failing career comes at a price and the price is not just measured in the number of buckets of insects you have emptied into your underpants.’
Posted: 22nd, November 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
