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Scaly Creatures

by | 24th, November 2004

‘IT is a fair bet that the free poster of Star stunna Lucy Pinder wrestling a snake will make its way onto more bedroom walls than a similar shot of Janet Street-Porter.

But is Australia ready for Janet?

The papers this morning show that a joke, like a problem, is best shared – as they all crack the very same gag about the toothsome journalist’s encounter with a snake.

“Don’t worry, folks,” laughs the Sun, “the snake survived.”

“Snakes bite Janet…and THEY survive!” chortles the Express.

“The snakes survived!” giggles the Mail.

But from snakes to dinosaurs and the Sun reports that fossil hunter Gavin Leng has found what he believes are the remains of Britain’s biggest dinosaur

The 80-foot long monster weighed 50 tons and was two-and-a-half times as long as a double decker bus – or approximately the same size as Rik Waller…’

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