Top Of The Crops
‘ITS a pretty safe bet that no-one has ever strolled into their hairdressers, pointed to a glossy picture of Tony Blair and said: I want that!
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Indeed, looking at the Independents list of the most influential hairstyles of all time, we can see no mention of any political figure, not even of dear Washington, the official Presidential Hair that has sat proudly atop American leaders heads for generations.
What we do see is that the top of the crops is Jennifer Anistons winsome look, universally known as The Rachel.
In second place, is Farrah Fawcetts flicky 1970s style, which guest starred in the TV series Charlies Angles.
And so we read down the list, noting the inclusion of Princess Diana (3rd), Twiggy (6th) and Audrey Hepburn (8th) with barely a twitch from our permed eyebrows.
But how happy can Catherine Zeta Jones be to note that her black mane is only the 20th best head, below Sinead OConnors shaven bonce (18th), Marge Simpsons blue high rise (14th) and Joan of Arcs singed trusses (15th).
But the real surprise is the lack of men to have made it onto the list. There are none.
Where is Tom Sellecks chest hair? What became of Bobby Charltons ear-hair comb-over? Has anyone seen singer Michael Boltons distressed poodle shag?
Not a mention of any. Which either means the poll is badly wrong, or else the front-bench of the Tory Party have failed to move with the times…’
Posted: 26th, November 2004 | In: Uncategorized Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
