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Chelsy Girl

by | 7th, December 2004

‘IF Princess Diana was a fruitcake, then what of her two sons?

Chelsy’s buns?

Well, Prince William would probably be a Black Forest Gateau – stodgy with a lot of German in him. And Prince Harry would clearly be a Ginger Nut or a hash cookie.

And their respective women?

The Express runs the rule over Kate Middleton, the 21-year-old country girl who has won William’s heart, and 19-year-old Chelsy Davy, the blonde who has captured Harry’s eye.

And it is of the opinion that the former is more Victoria Sponge – the daughter of “respectable, upper-middle class country stock”.

And the latter is more Bakewell Tart – with “busty figure, blonde hair and skimpy outfits”, it says, she looks like a Page Three girl.

Sadly, however, her arrival on the tabloid scene comes too late for this year’s Page 3 Idol competition.

The Sun this morning publishes the first 18 finalists dreaming of a life without bras.

Nicola T, winner of the inaugural 2002 competition, was working in a bank when fame came a-calling.

“Then my dream came true and changed things for ever,” she says. “Being on Page 3 is a fantastic opportunity, but the whole thing is really nerve-wracking as it means so much.”

Indeed, but with Harry by her side, we have no doubt that Chelsy, 19, of Cape Town, will cope…’

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