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Seeing Double

by | 10th, December 2004

‘IT’S been a bad week for the Beckhams – first they discovered there was no room for them in the stable and their places had been given to some unknown carpenter and his missus.

The kiss of life

Now they read in this morning’s Sun that they have further competition in the shape of England footballer Ashley Cole and Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy.

The paper spies the couple on a shopping expedition to Bluewater in Kent – and suggests they “are even being compared to Posh and Becks”.

However, judging by the resultant pictures, Ashley and Cheryl have a long way to go before they can take over from the Blessed Couple.

Cheryl blew her Posh credentials when she was actually seen eating in public and, as for Ashley, no amount of boot polish will make him as black as Becks.

Michael Douglas’s wife Catherine Zeta Jones, on the other hand, faces much more serious competition in the shape of George Clooney’s girlfriend Lisa Snowdon.

The Mail says the two looked almost identical as they arrived for the premiere of Ocean’s 12 at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

“Both wore shimmering gowns with plunging lines to accentuate their ample cleavage – Lisa in white, Catherine in pink,” it says.

“Both bucked Hollywood tradition by waving their wavy brunette hair down and flowing. Both wore matching silver shoes.

“And, best of all, they were both on the arms of silver-haired movie legends in the shape of Douglas and Clooney.”

Although, we rather suspect in the former case that he may have been on his wife’s arm…’

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